Sharkbite

I saw the iPod the other day with gashes on the screen, I asked yaya and she said she didn't notice it the night before. When BoyKulit woke up I went and asked him;

M: Babe, what happened to the iPod? (pointing to the scratches)
BK: a shark bit it
M: huwaaaat? .......
M: What's the name of the shark?
(long pause)
BK: BoyKulit!

TAGUGSH!